Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology [Kindle Edition] Author: Cory O'Brien | Language: English | ISBN:
B0099CTXZ8 | Format: PDF, EPUB
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Cronus liked to eat babies.
Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.
Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.
Isis had bad taste in jewelry.
Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.
And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face.
All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words.
Skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider:
• Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.
• The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.
• The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies.
• The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.
And there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.
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- File Size: 2729 KB
- Print Length: 305 pages
- Page Numbers Source ISBN: 039916040X
- Publisher: Perigee; 1 edition (March 5, 2013)
- Sold by: Penguin Group (USA) LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B0099CTXZ8
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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- Lending: Not Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #55,798 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Don't read this book in the bathtub, your roommate will think you are choking on something and she'll burst in and see that you are tearing up and think you have been dumped. It's gonna be really awkward.
Definitely read it somewhere else in the house, though. Or on the subway if you don't mint people watching you giggle.
By Fabulatrix
Because you will actually cackle and snort with laughter and people will think you need medication. Cory O'Brien not only hones these myths down to their purest form, he manages to capture the bawdy wonder of storytelling around ancient fires. His additional myths on America and the big bang show that despite our bells whistles and laptops--we still need myths and myths of myths. It's hard to write a book that can make your Uncle Joe laugh just as hard as your sullen teen nephew--this is the one. GET IT. GIFT IT. You're welcome.
By pogo saito
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